...on foot, broke, but smiling . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,292 Things: The Living Crystal Description: A translucent pale pink crystal, flat, smooth, about 3 inches thick and a foot across. It contains no flaws whatsoever. It is heavier than it looks. Background: The Living Crystal (TLC from here on) is very old, … Continue reading Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling
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The Rare And Beautiful Three Eyed Water Pig Of Potawango Island
...the third eye is always blue . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,291 Places: Quiserry Forest Description: This is a forest not unlike the redwood forests of the Pacific Northwest. It is very old, has many huge trees, and is, for the most part, on steep hilly land that goes right down to the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Three Eyed Water Pig Of Potawango Island
Starfish Popsicle
...yum? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,290 People: Lavilliaxinon Description: An adult Green Dragon from the Quiserry Forest, on the south coast of the kingdom of Coresta. From nose to tail he measures 108 feet long, with a 136 foot wingspan. He is a dark green over most of his body, but his … Continue reading Starfish Popsicle
Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
...his new job at a wine company . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,289 Things: The Big Eye This is where things get really strange in Round Valley. Once in a while, when conditions are right, people have seen a huge eyeball floating in one place or moving around through the air. Now, by … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
Hoolamoola!
...yes, I said it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,288 Places: Round Valley Description: Round Valley, as of 1875, is a small town of roughly 340 people, not including another 300 who farm and ranch outside of town. The town was founded in 1853 by Hans Brenner, who built a general store, and … Continue reading Hoolamoola!
I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
...true story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,287 People: Mr. K When Old West trouble comes to Round Valley, Colorado, the man known only as Mr. K. rides out to stop it. Description: Tall and lean, always has a couple days growth of whiskers, never dresses in any colors but gray & black. … Continue reading I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
New Gnu News
...what have you got to lose? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,286 Things: Luke The Uke Description: Luke is a tenor ukulele made of Hawaiian koa wood that is stained red, orange and yellow. His original maker is unknown, but Luke is at least 105 years old as of 2020. Luke is also … Continue reading New Gnu News
Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
...Episode 4: Rain of Fire! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,285 Places: The Crystal Club Description: A large former 1960s nightclub that has been converted into a rock & roll bar with live music 7 nights a week. Most of the regular patrons are mages. Reputation: Reasonably priced drinks, plenty of live music, … Continue reading Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
Turtles In The Moonlight
...so romantic . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,284 People: Sockie Blue, Rock & Roll Mage Physical Description: Sockie (AKA Sonya) Blue is a 26 year old American mage of Eastern European ancestry. She is tall at 5'11”, and thin at 130 pounds. Her hair is naturally black with an equally natural sky blue … Continue reading Turtles In The Moonlight
Mice With Dice Eating Rice
...nice! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,282 The Bulletin Board: Dog & Cat Edition NOTICE: Poop Eaters Anonymous will be moving it's weekly meeting to Tuesday night in Sparky Malone's back yard under the willow tree. If you want help with your poop eating problem, please come see us. Looking for a couple … Continue reading Mice With Dice Eating Rice
Regular Skinks Only
...you fancy skinks can just keep on moving . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,280 The Bulletin Board: Steampunk Edition LOST: Self-winding clockwork dog. JoJo got out of my workshop sometime yesterday. He is designed for ordinary canine behavior, so he could have been chasing a cat. Resembles an Airedale terrier with blue eyes. … Continue reading Regular Skinks Only
Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
...For that matter, HOW is Spencer Moonlap? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,278 The Bulletin Board: Post Apocalypse Edition Wanted: Soda pop. Any flavor, can or bottle. Cola preferred, but will take anything. It's been so long. CONTACT: Murf, out on I-80 by the old KFC. I have fresh gator meat for sale. … Continue reading Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
Banditos In The Birdbath
...and they are raising hell with the sparrows . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,276 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Yoso Yoso Amakali is a citizen of the Pellucidar space habitat that resides in the L4 zone between Earth 41-K and the Moon. Yoso was born there 24 years ago in 2383, the 5th … Continue reading Banditos In The Birdbath
Load Up The Dildo Cannon!
...we are at WAR! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,274 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Wixtella On Earth 888-O, one of the Fantasy Earths, Wixtella Breadloaf is a halfling adventurer. As you might imagine, this marks her as quite the strange person in her homeland. Descended from a long line of bakers, Wixi … Continue reading Load Up The Dildo Cannon!
Hairy Pupper And The Bone Of Wishes
...with his friends Ruff and Howlmione . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,272 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Unala Unala is a native of Atlantis on Earth 26-S. In that reality, Atlantis is an island about the size of Maine and located halfway between Florida and Africa. It is a hilly island with a … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Bone Of Wishes
Keep On Rockin’ In The Tree World
...there's a thousand points of bark . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,266 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Olara On Earth 87-E, Olara Witz is a goddess. The Goddess of Nature, to be exact. She never wanted to be a goddess of nature, or anything else for that matter, but when the outgoing goddess … Continue reading Keep On Rockin’ In The Tree World
The 21 Steps To Becoming A Great Dungeon Master
...step 1: send me $500 for the other 20 steps . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,262 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Kleeklee Kleeklee Eeekeeneekaa is a native of Venus in the Earth 221-X universe. In that reality, Venus is a very warm water world, with 95% of the planet covered in ocean. What … Continue reading The 21 Steps To Becoming A Great Dungeon Master
Handsome Joe Gets A New Bed
...it's just right for a puppy. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,258 The Alphabet, Name Edition: Gail Gail Briggs is an up and coming reporter with WPOG in Mountain City, Michigan on Earth 2-T. She has a nightly viewership of around 100,000 people in a 110 mile wide area. She covers all sorts … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New Bed
The Strange Thing Collector’s Magazine
...in this issue: antique ice trays and glass eyes . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,256 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Eve Eve is a 2 year old female black & white Mini-Lop rabbit. She lives in Boulder, Colorado with her mate, Adam and their 5 person human family, the Groves. Eve and Adam … Continue reading The Strange Thing Collector’s Magazine
Mister Porkwaffle And Professor Silkmelon Go Flying
...in a pedal powered airship . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,254 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Cam Born into a poor Vietnamese family, 11 year old Cam was about to be married to a 45 year old man when she did the unthinkable by running away. For most girls, that would have meant … Continue reading Mister Porkwaffle And Professor Silkmelon Go Flying
Chapter 1: In Which Young Dan Leaves The Farm, Goes To London, And Soon Becomes Our Hero
...I can't believe I never did Chapter 1 . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,248 A Tour Of The Magic Bus: The Shoe Room This room is a 60X60 foot room with a 20 foot ceiling and one door. As the name sort of indicates, it is piled high with all sorts and … Continue reading Chapter 1: In Which Young Dan Leaves The Farm, Goes To London, And Soon Becomes Our Hero
Astounding & Amazing Tales Of Spicy Spy Adventures
...on news stands now . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,246 A Tour Of The Magic Bus: The Living Room The living room is the room where we all hang out and it's big. When you walk in the doorway from the cab of the bus, one of the first things you notice is … Continue reading Astounding & Amazing Tales Of Spicy Spy Adventures
The Rare And Beautiful Blushing Pangolins Of Potawango Island
...we have no idea why they are blushing. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,244 Alien Porn: On Grevantir 5 Mskl approached Vbsp slowly, extending both of his claspers and two of his manipulators. He could smell her readiness, which caused him to blush bright green. She, in turn, had gone entirely rigid and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blushing Pangolins Of Potawango Island
Spango!
...what? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,242 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Sin Releaser . Oh, ye vile sinner, drinketh of this potent brew and let thine sins be released into the night are, to drift far away. First, you must have your most trusted female slaves brew up one gallon of … Continue reading Spango!
That Time Frank Almost Peed On A Bear.
...alcohol may have been involved . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,240 Small Town Secrets: Wilfred Corners . Wilford Corners looks like most other small villages in the northeastern United States. The “downtown” consists of a gas station, general store, cafe, town office, sheriff's office and a bar. Surrounding that are the elementary school, … Continue reading That Time Frank Almost Peed On A Bear.
