...da nose knows . Become a Patron! Don't let "them" tell you not to.! . The Doclopedia #2,023 Tiny Folk Villages: Golden Park . There is a thriving Tiny Folk village (they call all of their settlments “villages”, regardless of size) in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. It's been there since 1873, three years after … Continue reading Nose Games
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The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
...it's sold out . Become a Patron! This is the stuff dreams are made of! . The Doclopedia #2,021 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Flying cars . Good Idea: Cool looking solar powered cars that can fly at up to 150 mph and at altitudes up to 500 feet. Bad Idea: Letting the average human actually buy … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
The Happy Cactus Episode
...Happy Happy Ouch . Become a Patron! Think of the children...or just me! . The Doclopedia #2,018 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Talking Cats . Good Idea: Giving cats the ability to converse with us so we can learn what they think and feel. Bad Idea: Letting cats talk because all thry do is give orders and … Continue reading The Happy Cactus Episode
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
...I HAVE NO OVEN SO I CAN'T BAKE BREAD! HAHAHAHAHA! . Become a Patron! You've been waiting for this chance ! . The Doclopedia #2,015 Good Idea/Bad Idea: The Astounding Colossal Man . Good Idea: Create a chemical that will stop his growth so that you can find a way to cure him. Bad Idea: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip
...NOT a Ray Dennis Steckler movie . Become a Patron! You are getting sleepy...sleepy! . The Doclopedia #2,013 Dragons I Have Known: Zang . Zang was a power hungry Purple Dragon with a knack for politics, both dragon politics and human politics. He loved the intrigues, the lying, the backstabbing and the wheeling & dealing … Continue reading Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip
Spooky Flowers
...very scary . Become a Patron! You may never get the chance again! . The Doclopedia #2,011 Dragons I Have Known: Saphina . Saphina was a cute little Pink Dragon, barely 20 feet long and gracefully built. He wings looked very much like stained glass. She was funny and smart and very sweet natured. Saphina's … Continue reading Spooky Flowers
A Kookaburra On The Chandelier
...and he's laughing at us . Become a Patron! And live the adventure! . The Doclopedia #2,009 Dragons I Have Known: Rafael . For an adult Red Dragon, Rafael was pretty clueless about quite a few things. For example, he never did figure out why various groups of humanoids would want to steal his hoard … Continue reading A Kookaburra On The Chandelier
All The Newts That’s Fit To Sprint
...sprinting newts! . Become a Patron! After you wash your hands! . The Doclopedia #2,007 Dragons I Have Known: Larry . First of all, I just want to say that, as Green Dragons go, Larry was very nice. Had excellent teeth and kepy a very clean lair. Liked to sing show tunes. Sadly, Larry had … Continue reading All The Newts That’s Fit To Sprint
The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves
...they've had enough . Become a Patron! And make your dog proud! . The Doclopedia # 2,005 Dangerous Inventions: Miss Hong's Mechanical Horse . When the Emperor told Miss Hong, the most skilled of his inventors, to build him a mechanical horse, she replied that his horse would be grand beyond imagination, swift as the … Continue reading The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves
The Nearing The End, But Not There Yet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sack Full Of Bugs
...co-starring her pet bear, Susie . The Doclopedia # 2,003 Dangerous Inventions: Doctor Kolnov's Ray Gun . In 1893, Doctor Sergei Kolnov, professor of Physics at the University of Chicago, decided to test his “Disintegrating Ray Gun”. The test would take place in a 100 foot long cinder-block bunker covered by 18 inches of packed … Continue reading The Nearing The End, But Not There Yet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sack Full Of Bugs
Annie The Spy: A Steampunk Romance Adventure
...with airships! . Become a Patron! For the thrill of it! . The Doclopedia #2,001 Dangerous Inventions: Doctor Fenlie's Jetpack . Doctor Olias Fenlie invented his first, and sadly last, jetpack in 1886. Sleek and made from a steel alloy of his own creation, the jetpack attached to the body via a leather suit. Hand … Continue reading Annie The Spy: A Steampunk Romance Adventure
The Journal Of The Royal Roleplaying Society
...approved by a queen . Holy Socks! I made it to my 2,000th Doclopedia entry! Pretty darned epic, if you ask me. Mind you, there are still 4 more months left in my self imposed “366 days of double entries”. After that, there are surprises coming! Onward! . Become a Patron! And gain the blessing … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Roleplaying Society
No Sanity Beyond This Point
...just messing with you, because there was never sanity here . Become a Patron! And gain the blessing of your ancestors! . The Doclopedia #1,997 The 5 Room Dungeon Of...: Dread House . Dread House sits just a few miles outside the city. It has been abandoned for near on 30 years, after the master … Continue reading No Sanity Beyond This Point
Just Tap The Button, Kid
...but only once . Become a Patron! And we can fight evil together! . A bit of explanation about the next five entries. The 5 room dungeon is a method for building a quick dungeon crawl, although you could easily use it in above ground ruins, a house or even a small abandoned village. The … Continue reading Just Tap The Button, Kid
This Space Not Left Blank On Purpose
...just to confuse you . Become a Patron! One size fits all! . The Doclopedia #1,993 By The Numbers: 738 . It was 738 twenty sided dice that got rolled at the “Deadliest Dungeon In The Universe” game at GenCon 75 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The roll was to see how much damage the city … Continue reading This Space Not Left Blank On Purpose
Hobo With A Fork
...he's not forking around . Become a Patron! Now legal in all 50 states! . The Doclopedia #1,991 By The Numbers: 133 . It was episode #133 of the American television series Starfleet, a science fiction series, that contained the world's first televised gay kiss. The episode occurred halfway through the fifth season, when the … Continue reading Hobo With A Fork
The Rare And Beautiful Exploding Kumquats Of Potawango Island
...don't try to eat them . Become a Patron! Does not require assembly! . The Doclopedia #1,989 By The Numbers: 1,486 . 1,486 is how fast Revolutionary Hero #1 and The Devil Dragon were going when they slammed into the newly completed Three Gorges Dam in China. The fact that they were both enveloped in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Exploding Kumquats Of Potawango Island
Happy Food Dreams
...of happy food . Become a Patron! No salespeople will call on you! . The Doclopedia #1,987 By The Numbers: 4 . When the late Tom “The Jersey Romeo” Felzer was found dead in an alley after being shot 19 times, all 4 of his known girlfriends had ironclad alibis. So did is 4 ex-wives. … Continue reading Happy Food Dreams
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Sandwiches
...so, you want to try a tuna melt . Become a Patron! You won't regret it! . The Doclopedia #1,985 By The Numbers: 62 . There are 62 known “Martian Eggs” on the red planet in the Earth C-3 reality. Each og these metallic “eggs” measures 17 feet tall from top to bottom and about … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Sandwiches
Gerbil Gyrations
...they just love to dance . Become a Patron! It's a crazy plan that just might work! . The Doclopedia #1,983 By The Numbers: 10 . 10 was the number of adventurers that went into the Dungeon of Certain Death. 3 Fighters, 1 Paladin, 2 Clerics, 2 Wizards, 1 Sorcerer and 1 Rogue. They were … Continue reading Gerbil Gyrations
Chapter 17: In Which Our Young Hero Insults A Duke, Steals A Horse And Manages To Save The Day
...the horse was named Cyril . Become a Patron! You'll be the envy of your friends! . The Doclopedia #1,981 Unusual Murder Weapons: Bag Of Dice . “Damn, Sarge, what do you think made a head wound like that? Some sort of club?” “I'll be damned if I know, Yeung. I guess we'll have to … Continue reading Chapter 17: In Which Our Young Hero Insults A Duke, Steals A Horse And Manages To Save The Day
Mrs Wangdoodle Goes Surfing
...she's a hot dogger . Become a Patron! Your mom will be so proud! . The Doclopedia #1,979 Unusual Murder Weapons: Robotic Leg . “My God, Mulder, whatever General Braggman was hit with pretty much tore his head off and shattered it to pulp. It had to be very large and swung at a high … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Goes Surfing
Attack Of The Giant Dwarves
...they pretty much looked like regular guys. . Become a Patron! Only if you want to! . The Doclopedia #1,977 Unusual Murder Weapons: Frozen Cheese Sandwich . “Ya know, Bill, if you wrote this one up for some episode of a tv cop show, they'd laugh in your face. One scientist gets pissed off at … Continue reading Attack Of The Giant Dwarves
Ham Milkshake
...made with real ham ice cream . Become a Patron! Or else you're just another brick in the wall! . The Doclopedia #1,975 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Healing . Length: 5' Toughness: Medium Charges: 50 Recharge Cost: Low Price: 300 gold Although it is but a simple staff of pine with a few runes carved … Continue reading Ham Milkshake
King Kong Goes To Paris
...he's gotta climb that Eiffel Tower Become a Patron! And help protect the multiverse! . The Doclopedia #1,973 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Animal Control . Length: 6' 4'' Toughness: High Charges: 50 Recharge Cost: High Price: 2,000 gold Made of very stout oak, this staff will let you control whatever animal or animals you choose. … Continue reading King Kong Goes To Paris
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