...and I have not been right in the head since . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,316 A Fantasy Town: Cold Bay Population: 2,000 90% human, 10% dwarves Location: By land, at the northern end of the Old Trade Road. By sea, less than 100 miles from the Great Ice Primary Industries: Fishing, mining … Continue reading Blasted By The Mighty Power Of Love
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Demgol: Master Spoon Fighter
...His spoons are razor sharp . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,315 A Fantasy Town: Six CornersPopulation: 8,000 40% human, 30% halfling, 30% assorted others Location: At the intersection of the Queen's Road, Golden Road, and Elvenhomes Road Primary Industries: Hospitality, FarmingLaw Enforcement: Town Guard, Fort DestinyAmenities: 12 taverns, 10 inns, 5 dining halls, … Continue reading Demgol: Master Spoon Fighter
Lost In The Dream Zone Again
...this shit is getting old . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,314 A Fantasy Town: Sturkin Population: 1,500, mostly humans and dwarves Location: In the Round Mountains, at 2,300 ft. elevation Primary Industries: Mining, Apples, Logging Law Enforcement: Fort Sturkin Amenities: 4 taverns, 3 inns, 1 brothel, 1 small hospital, 2 general stores, 2 … Continue reading Lost In The Dream Zone Again
Kimi The Kinkajou’s Kimono
...with a cutout for her tail . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,313 Dungeons On Dillow: A Luxury Dungeon Dillow Estimate: 500,000 gold pieces Rental Estimate: 6,000 gold per month, 10% of acquired loot Year Built: 1487 Square Footage: 290,000 sqft This is a 3 level dungeon for the buyer seeking luxury! Many large … Continue reading Kimi The Kinkajou’s Kimono
The Dame Was Trouble Salad
...with betrayal dressing . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,312 Dungeons On Dillow: Fixer Upper In A Great Area Dillow Estimate: 90,000 gold pieces Rental Estimate: 700 gold per month Year Built: 1012 Square Footage: 50,000 sqft This is a 1 level fixer upper with real potential. The selling price includes a scroll of … Continue reading The Dame Was Trouble Salad
The Gay Of Cthulhu
...a horror story for homophobes . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,311 Dungeons On Dillow: 10 Room Starter Dungeon Sale Price: 150,000 gold pieces Rental Estimate: 1,000 gold per month and a soul Year Built: 1241 Square Footage: 35,000 sqft This is a cute little 10 room dungeon under the ruins of Slagmore Castle. … Continue reading The Gay Of Cthulhu
Cheese Puffs & Scotch
...don't knock it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,310 Oh No!: Flee From The Skurn! Run, friends, run into the high mountains! Take the Forbidden Pass into the Land of Unbelievers! There is no escape from the Skurn in these lands of the false Churches! Yes, friend, with my own eyes I saw … Continue reading Cheese Puffs & Scotch
The Friendly Fudge Cookie Man
...first cookie is free, kid . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,309 Oh No!: Do Not Fear The Skurn! Citizens of the Great Nation, You are being DECIEVED! Hear now this message from the Most Holy Galvox of the True Church of the Great Creator! Hear it, learn, and OBEY!500 years ago, the lying … Continue reading The Friendly Fudge Cookie Man
Jackie Held The Chicken
...for about 200 miles . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,308 Oh No!: The Skurn Arises! Citizens of the Great Nation, hear this message from the High Holy Twidwit of the Church of the Great Creator! Hear it and OBEY! Be it known that the Skurn is rising from the great Bog of Death! … Continue reading Jackie Held The Chicken
Whipping Things Up In The Word Blender
...sort of a blog smoothie . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,307 Good News & Bad News!: About That House! Good: Yessir, young lady, that house down there on Hatterson Road is just full of stuff, an' been that way since way before the Civil War. Back then, my Grandpap was a young man … Continue reading Whipping Things Up In The Word Blender
The Mysterious Adventure Of The Dancing Gorilla
...she was dancing to a violin concerto . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,306 Good News & Bad News!: About The Ring You Found! Good: That is a magic ring, for sure. Divination spells have determined that it's a Ring Of Superiority In Battle, which is pretty much right up your street, young sir. … Continue reading The Mysterious Adventure Of The Dancing Gorilla
Hug Con 2021
...THIS SHOULD HAPPEN! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,305 Good News & Bad News!: About All Those Geese! Good: Okay, okay, everybody calm down! I'm back, and as you can see, I'm unhurt. I didn't see a single goose between Lanesville and here. Not a one! It looks like they've left this area. … Continue reading Hug Con 2021
Sponge Gun Battle
...it's very hard to get hurt . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,304 Meet The Trolls: Invix Invix is the son of Skalla and Orvix and he is that truly rarest of things: a Troll that can channel mana and so, cast spells. In fact, Invix is well on his way to becoming the … Continue reading Sponge Gun Battle
The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Tonguefish Of Potawango Island
...dude, that tongue! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,303 Meet The Trolls: Ovrix Ovrix is a pretty standard male Red Troll. He stands 7' tall and weighs 395 pounds. Like most adult trolls, he is covered in scars from wounds taken in battle. While not actually stupid, he is no genius. This is … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Tonguefish Of Potawango Island
Starring Diana Rigg As The Doctor
...that was a great reality . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,302 Meet The Trolls: Skalla Among the Red Trolls of the Trolltooth Mountains, females rule. Both sexes can be fighters, both sexes tend the children, and both sexes work the mines and farms, but only females can be leaders or traders. Skalla is … Continue reading Starring Diana Rigg As The Doctor
Tissue Issues
... . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,301 I Know a Guy: Jack Cho There were two Korean guys in the park. It was 3:00 in the morning and pretty warm out. This was good, because the younger of the two men was naked and tied to a pine tree. He had one end … Continue reading Tissue Issues
Y-2: Castle Of The Horny Amazons
...our biggest seller . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,300 I Know a Guy: Mr. Wing Edie Kim was pushing her Gramma along in her wheel chair when she asked, “So, Gramma, how did you and Mr. Wing meet?” “I was his pimp.” Edie stopped so suddenly she almost tossed Gramma out of the … Continue reading Y-2: Castle Of The Horny Amazons
Tea And Light Banter
...with our pinkies up . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #26 Down The River And Into More Woods Catsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Among the things we learned last night was the fact that just a half a day south of Arjoon, the river … Continue reading Tea And Light Banter
Eggs On The Pancakes
...sausages underneath . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,299 I Know a Guy: Edie Kim When her friend Judy was having problems with an ex-boyfriend, Edie Kim was there to help her out. Edie was just that kind of person, always willing to do what she could. The first thing Edie did was arrange … Continue reading Eggs On The Pancakes
Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats
...and goats rowing boats . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,298 Things: Swifty The Hoverboard A long time surfer and skateboarder, Reuben Hoover has recently purchased a hoverboard from SJC Industries. Unlike the fire prone mock hoverboards of our reality, this hoverboard actually counters gravity to stay about 6 inches off the ground. The … Continue reading Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats
Silver Sausages
...for classy sausage collectors . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,297 Places: Hog Heaven Hog Heaven is an apartment complex built for and entirely inhabited by sapient swine of various sizes, breeds, and species. There are 100 units, most designed for families, but about 25% are designed for single occupants. The entire complex is … Continue reading Silver Sausages
Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
...those feathered bastards! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,296 People: Reuben On Earth 7-K, where sapient non-human Terrans have been known about since 1957, one of the most well known NHT in San Diego, California, is Reuben Hoover, a pig. As of the current date, June, 2025, Rueben is 27 years old. He … Continue reading Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
...it's been years! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,295 Things: The Pool Of The Maiden/El Estanque De La Doncella In a small park about 4 miles from the Haunted Graveyard, there is a beautiful little pond. In the center of the pond, there is a statue of a young woman, standing and crying, … Continue reading Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
...at age 70! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,294 Places: The Haunted Graveyard/El Cementerio Embrujado All heroes need some sort of hidden sanctum, a place to change identities and store their equipment. In a very old, very Catholic city, finding such a place was not difficult for The Ghost Women. Description: In a … Continue reading The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
...actually, there's a good bit of fun after that . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,293 People: The Ghost Women/Las Mujeres Fantasma In Mexico City on Earth 14-B, it is currently 1965 and the rate of crimes against women was very high until 1962. It was then that 5 women decided to take a … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
