...has a good beat The Doclopedia #2,765 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #6 Chapter One: Offroad Bevan was hot, tired and bleeding pretty freely from a gash in his hip when the Road came into view. The tiger that had attacked him and his friends had been very good at laying an ambush, as such creatures … Continue reading Platypus Music
Serious Talks In The Parking Lot
...then the deal went down The Doclopedia #2,764 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #5 The sun rose up above the mountains and painted the upper canyon in wonderful shades of red and orange as both men drained their cups and then stood. It was a beautiful day for a high stakes chess game, with the fate … Continue reading Serious Talks In The Parking Lot
Going Down To The Open Fire Saloon
...well armed, of course The Doclopedia #2,763 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #4 The older of the two men also sipped morning tea and thought about what the future held. He was 80 years old now and knew that the years ahead were few. Soon, this life would come to an end, but before that, he … Continue reading Going Down To The Open Fire Saloon
The Rare & Beautiful Three Headed Porkfish of Potawango Island
...delicious, but they can bite the hell out of you The Doclopedia #2,762 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #3 He sipped his morning tea and smiled at the thought that the only one who might have opposed him had lost that fight years ago. His followers were skilled, very loyal and fanatical, while those of the … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Three Headed Porkfish of Potawango Island
Liza Was An Unpredictable Lass
...with no regard for the law The Doclopedia #2,761 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #2 The younger of the two men, who was still every bit of 60 years old, looked at the rising sun and thought that soon, this world would see change at his hand. It had taken decades of planning done with the … Continue reading Liza Was An Unpredictable Lass
Godzilla! Kong! Mothra! Gamera! Rodan! All Out Kaiju Poker Night!
...they use cities as chipsOkay, folks, my year of writing a single year long theme begins now. The Doclopedia #2,760 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #1 The Endless Mother Road Prologue Two men watched the sun rise over the distant mountains. They were separated by at least a mile, but each knew that the other was … Continue reading Godzilla! Kong! Mothra! Gamera! Rodan! All Out Kaiju Poker Night!
Snow On The Tulips
...very prettyFiller Dog Pix #4"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
A Fun Little Heist
...No, it was notFiller Dog Pix #3Two snoozers
The Vorpal Blade Went “I’m Gonna Cut Your Head Off!”
...not the Lewis Carroll versionFiller Dog Pix #2Duke sniffs out clues.
Polar Excess
...not a kid's storyDoin' A Heckin' Change Up! I'll be taking a break from doing different Doclopedia themes to do my first YEAR LONG THEME!For the next 366 days, I'm going to do one paragraph of an ongoing story every day. These may or may not be long paragraphs, and the story may not be … Continue reading Polar Excess
My Life Among The Wild Critters Of The West
...mostly dogs Space filler dog pic #1Yoyo Brian Cross, chilling out.
Rare Words
...about birds The Doclopedia #2,759 More Unusual Murder Weapons: A Glass Dog A 75 pound solid glass Labrador Retriever worth $17,000.00 was the murder weapon used by Olan Tench to murder his long time lover, Wallace Drew. Specifically, he dropped it off of their 9th floor balcony onto Mr. Drew's head. Death was instantaneous.Mr. Tench … Continue reading Rare Words
The Wonderfully Sweet, Yet Still Quite Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bear Who Got Into The Gin
...co-starring her new favorite teacher, Mr. Sinbad The Doclopedia #2,758 More Unusual Murder Weapons: A Cupcake On July 26th, 1899, knowing full well that his employer, Parker Twiddle, had a lifelong terror of small cakes, Mr. Nevin Swoops placed a chocolate cupcake with sprinkles upon Mr. Twiddles desk as he was napping.Upon awakening and seeing … Continue reading The Wonderfully Sweet, Yet Still Quite Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bear Who Got Into The Gin
Spoons At The Ready, Lads!
...we'll show them who can eat porridge! The Doclopedia #2,757 More Unusual Murder Weapons: Frozen Waffles On March 14th, 1991, Mrs. Muriel Hanshaw of Lower Peebing, UK, killed her husband, Roy by forcing him at gunpoint to eat 121 uncooked frozen blueberry waffles. He died from a ruptured stomach and hypothermia.When asked why she did … Continue reading Spoons At The Ready, Lads!
Puttin’ On The Spitz
...we just like messing with his head The Doclopedia #2,756 Things You Can Buy For A Buck: A Mysterious Bag Oooh, just look at it! Have you ever seen such a mysterious and spooooooky looking bag? Are you entranced by it? No? Are you sure?I tell you, they don't come any more mysterious than this … Continue reading Puttin’ On The Spitz
Violet Ultras
...much prettier than the red ones The Doclopedia #2,755 Things You Can Buy For A Buck: Clams! Are these clams fresh? Are there 53 states in the union, mac? They were flown in this morning via fast airship from North Dakota. You ain't gonna find any tastier clams for a hunnert miles! Just look at … Continue reading Violet Ultras
The Village In The Jungle Near The UFO
...it's an odd place The Doclopedia #2,754 Things You Can Buy For A Buck: Entry Into The Dungeon Right, folks, that will be a dollar each to enter the Dungeon of the Mad Bard. No, Sir Wizard, you memory plays no tricks, the admission fee is quite recent. Had to do it, you know. Residents … Continue reading The Village In The Jungle Near The UFO
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Bi-Generate
...then things get confusing The Doclopedia #2,753 Things You Can Buy For A Buck: A Gallon Of Sunwine Sunwine? You are in luck, Miss, because we've just gotten in two 30 gallon kegs of Sirluth Valley sunwine. Very mild on the tongue, not too fruity, not too quick to get you tipsy. Those vintners know … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Bi-Generate
Eat A Hot Tamale
...no, an actual tamale The Doclopedia #2,752 Things You Can Buy For A Buck: A Quick Dropoff Oh yeah, you bet, sir. We can do that dropoff on 53rd street for ya. Freddy over there can jump on his bike and be there in about 15 minutes. Nah, traffic, won't be a problem and with … Continue reading Eat A Hot Tamale
Mouse Moments
...don't last long The Doclopedia #2,751 Things You Can Buy For A Buck: A Chicken Yessir, these fine hens are a buck apiece. There's none of them much over a year old, so still good for egg laying or cookin' up for dinner. Now, if one of 'em starts talkin' to you, you just pay … Continue reading Mouse Moments
Dave Had The Hamster Pants
...and he looked like a fool The Doclopedia #2,750 Things You Can Buy For A Buck: A Bag Of Rags Yin Lee, who has a shop just past the Moon Bridge, will sell you a large bag of rags for a dollar. They are clean rags, often fairly large, and great for cleaning things or … Continue reading Dave Had The Hamster Pants
The Ice Cream Dwarves Go On Strike
...they're demanding more sprinkles The Doclopedia #2,749 Strange Bandanas: The Solid Neon Pink One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The fact about this bandana is simple: it tells me what time it is anywhere in the world. It also can give me the … Continue reading The Ice Cream Dwarves Go On Strike
The Good, The Bad, And The Funky
...funkadelic, even The Doclopedia #2,748 Strange Bandanas: The Red, Yellow, And Orange One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I seldom fall asleep wearing a bandana, but about 15 years ago, I dozed off while wearing this one, which I bought from a young … Continue reading The Good, The Bad, And The Funky
It Should Have Been Tony, Not Al
...we told him to stay home The Doclopedia #2,747 Strange Bandanas: The Skulls One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This one is black with small white skulls all over it. I got it in Haiti back in 1963, from an old woman that … Continue reading It Should Have Been Tony, Not Al
Tarps For LARPs
...we also have harps The Doclopedia #2,746 Strange Bandanas: The Other Doctor Who One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This one, which depicts the 11th Doctor in various poses, was specially made for me. The only thing strange about it is that once … Continue reading Tarps For LARPs
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