...co-starring her pet skink, Naughty Gilbert The Doclopedia #3,531 Insects & Violence: Kaiju Beetle VS Tokyo “Are we connected, Dale? Okay. Live in 3...2...1...Hello there, everyone. I'm Ray Haines live from Japan where an enormous beetle emerged from inside a mountain and is ravaging the countryside. The first sighting was in Nagano Prefecture where surviving … Continue reading The Totally Epic, But Still Very Relatable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bunny Pirates
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Nips Lingori Strikes Again
...mostly, she struck out The Doclopedia #3,530 Insects & Violence: Flight Of The Grumblebees Careful, mates! These aren't regular bees. These are little humanoid bees that like to swarm around us larger folk and grumble and gripe so we can hear it. They ain't dangerous, but they are an annoying pain in the ass. Fortunately, … Continue reading Nips Lingori Strikes Again
Spotsy Leads The Way!
...and her sibs follow her. The Doclopedia #3,529 Insects & Violence: The Battle Of Hill 33 Yezzz, I wuzzz there. Hill 33 wuzz the worzzt battle ever. The Red Swarm threw everythiing at uzzz. They had huge carpenter unitzz that zztarted chewing into the wood of our outer hivve. Their gathererzz dropped fungus piecezz covered … Continue reading Spotsy Leads The Way!
A Bowl Of Pudding And A Bottle Of Bourbon
...and a dame. Gotta have a dame. The Doclopedia #3,528 Insects & Violence: ANTS! Gentlemen, ladies, I'm here to give you all the information we have concerning these huge ants and their attacks so far. The first attack came in India, where they wiped an entire village of 400 people and an unknown amount of … Continue reading A Bowl Of Pudding And A Bottle Of Bourbon
Don’t Try To Lay No Boogie Woogie On The King Of Socks & Trolls
...straight to Hell for that one, Doctor The Doclopedia #3,527 Insects & Violence: Crazy Julx I speak truth, human, when I tell you that Julx is insane. He slips into homicidal madness for no reason. When that happens, all in his sight are in deadly danger. His size and strength make him near unstoppable. His … Continue reading Don’t Try To Lay No Boogie Woogie On The King Of Socks & Trolls
Module G-1: Tunnels Of The Cursed Wererats
...for characters level 3-5 The Doclopedia #3,526 Strange Shops: Friendly Tea Room (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) The Friendly Tea Room is located in Oakland, California, on Earth G-12, in the year 1929. It's a nice little place on a quiet side street downtown, with a dozen … Continue reading Module G-1: Tunnels Of The Cursed Wererats
Don’t Slap The Melons
...you'll bruise them The Doclopedia #3,525 Strange Shops: Used Stuff (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Listen, Kid, this place is a great resource for finding second hand things from clothing to jump drive parts. Gwygich even found a Pre-War Truvin dust blaster. It needed some minor repairs, … Continue reading Don’t Slap The Melons
Tonight’s Game Session: Space Gorillas Want Our Men!
...as love slaves The Doclopedia #3,524 Strange Shops: Shop 11D (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Wait wait wait! You're all telling me you've gone into the same shop and it was different each time? That's nuts! PowerDog, you say it was a used map store? And you … Continue reading Tonight’s Game Session: Space Gorillas Want Our Men!
Reliable Perez And The Good Day
...he was the main guy The Doclopedia #3,523 Strange Shops: Hergando's Potions (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Look, mate, all I'm saying is that Hergando's Potions is bloody strange. What would you call it when the same potion shop pops up wherever you are just before you … Continue reading Reliable Perez And The Good Day
That Thing Your Mom Always Said
...what were you thinking? The Doclopedia #3,522 Strange Shops: Good Hats (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Hey, everybody likes Good Hats, ya know? Their selection is great, the prices are fair, and you always get the hat you need. And that's the strange part, right there. You … Continue reading That Thing Your Mom Always Said
Goofy Earl And Nutty Bob
...funny as hell, but screwy The Doclopedia #3,521 Strange Shops: The Exchange (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Yeah, Austin was weird before the world went nuts and it's even weirder now. I mean, talking animals are everywhere, and so are mutated humans and oddball robots, but where … Continue reading Goofy Earl And Nutty Bob
It Took All Night To Talk Her Down Off The Giant Concrete Toad
...and she was so hungover the next day The Doclopedia #3,520 Strange Shops: Broadfoot's (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) “I tell you, Felicity, that Riyo Broadfoot is an odd one. Oh yes, Broadfoot's is a fine general merchandise store, and I do shop there, that Riyo is … Continue reading It Took All Night To Talk Her Down Off The Giant Concrete Toad
Horny Mudhens Chased My Chukars
...those nasty birds The Doclopedia #3,519 Strange Shops: The 24/7 Market (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Most of the time, for probably 99.99% of the people that stop in at the 24/7 Market on the corner of 6th and Redmond, things look pretty normal. A small bodega … Continue reading Horny Mudhens Chased My Chukars
Handsome Joe Finds A Lamb
...and it was his new friend The Doclopedia #3,518 The Unusual Suspects: The Ladies Tea Club (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Another one, Jim. I'm out to get blind drunk tonight. Why? Because I may have uncovered a dozen murderers, that's why. Killed 11 people over the … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A Lamb
How To Raise Pixies For Fun And Profit
...but not Scottish pixies The Doclopedia #3,517 The Unusual Suspects: The Cats (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Hiya, Sanchez. Yeah, the vic is over here, and it's a weird one. The M.E. says he was critically injured from falling down the stairs, but that it looks like … Continue reading How To Raise Pixies For Fun And Profit
A Small Bag Of Good Fun
...nominally priced The Doclopedia #3,516 The Unusual Suspects: The Nayles Brothers (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Alright, you boys settle down. Now, I don't gather up posses for nothing, and this is important because that professor fella, Dr. Lake, has been kidnapped and Mayor King want him … Continue reading A Small Bag Of Good Fun
Quiet Podowsky Goes To Vegas
...and not to gamble The Doclopedia #3,515 The Unusual Suspects: Abigail, Beatrice, and Catherine (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Calling All Cars, Calling All Cars! Be on the lookout for three young girls, ages 11, 10, and 9. There are wearing dresses and sun hats. All three … Continue reading Quiet Podowsky Goes To Vegas
Attack Of The Space Nerds
...they came to annoy us The Doclopedia #3,514 The Unusual Suspects: Robot Henry and Percy The Dog (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Well, Howmes, we've been over the place in great detail, we've talked to everyone and ruled out all of them. Lord Dorian's wife, who might … Continue reading Attack Of The Space Nerds
Lucky Luke And The Girl From Manchester
...it was love at first sight The Doclopedia #3,513 The Unusual Suspects: Glippy, Smook, and Yerki (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Kobolds? You arrested three kobolds? And not just three kobolds, but those three idiots. Even among their kinfolk, Glippy, Smook, and Yerki are considered stupid. I'm … Continue reading Lucky Luke And The Girl From Manchester
Yellow Goo And Old Boots
...we avoided it The Doclopedia #3,512 Your Mom: Told My Mom JOELY! Your mom saw me kissing Charlie and she told my mom about it! I was almost home when Melli came running down the block telling me not to go home yet, because Mom was not happy. She said come here and wait until … Continue reading Yellow Goo And Old Boots
Planet Of The Dorks
...starring Igor The Doclopedia #3,511 Your Mom: Is A Superhero? Wait...WHAT? Your mom is a superhero? Bro, you've lost your mind. Hahaha! I mean, your mom is tall and in good shape for a woman of 40, but hell no, she's not Black Storm. For one thing, she's not black enough. Hell, she's not even … Continue reading Planet Of The Dorks
Bears! Bears Everywhere!
...so many bears The Doclopedia #3,510 Your Mom: Is Going To Be Pissed Off This is just great, Freddy! We're filthy from running through that marsh and you lost a shoe and I tore my new shirt and your mom is going to be PISSED Off! And then she'll tell my mom because why not, … Continue reading Bears! Bears Everywhere!
Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen
...it was a fungus The Doclopedia #3,509 Your Mom: Can Really Cook Man, I love eating at your house. Everything your mother makes is delicious. That spaghetti and meatballs tonight was great! Even the salad was good. Your mom can really cook.I mean, my mom is okay at cooking, but she keeps making recipes she … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen
Time Travel Hijinx!
...oops! bye bye, Atlantis The Doclopedia #3,508 Your Mom: Is A Witch Glinny, of course your mom is a witch. Special broom nobody else can use? Cora, the cat she speaks to as if it can understand her? Pantry shelves full of stuff with names in 14 languages? I'm telling you, your mom is a … Continue reading Time Travel Hijinx!
On Tonight’s Episode: Detective Zoey Goes To The Zoo
...and things get nutty The Doclopedia #3,507 Places You Forget: Whitewood (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Our final place that gets forgotten is, conversely, one of the best known places among adventurers, and … Continue reading On Tonight’s Episode: Detective Zoey Goes To The Zoo
