...they were very crankyThe Doclopedia #3,431 Those Furry Little Bastards: On 1950's Earth 3-W Don Whitebread, Insurance Salesman: Well, by golly, I think they're some Commie experiment to disrupt society here in the USA. I'm already seeing increased insurance claims being files. Now, they aren't for anything huge, but starting small is how the commies … Continue reading We Should Not Have Teased The Bulls
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Tales Of The Ancient Heroes
...thrilling stuff! The Doclopedia #3,430 Those Furry Little Bastards: On PotterEarth 7 Mary Potter: I don't know where they come from, but magic has no affect on them and Moldywart is terrified of them. Come to think of it, Moogle technology has no effect on them, either. Me? I don't fear them. I think they're … Continue reading Tales Of The Ancient Heroes
Salad Guns
...set to "Caeser" The Doclopedia #3,429 Those Furry Little Bastards...: On SuperEarth 3 The Orange Archer: “Oh, don't get me started. I mean, they tryto help, but grabbing my arrows mid flight and then just jabbing the villain in the ass? WTF? And then there were the ones who jumped on the arrows and surfed! … Continue reading Salad Guns
Little Girls With Pet Slimes
...no, girls, just no The Doclopedia #3,428 A World Without...: Work “I mean, work isn't completely gone. There are plenty of people still doing things they like to do. Heck, my brother builds houses with his friends because they like doing it. Of course, most houses are built by nanobots, but some folks prefer the … Continue reading Little Girls With Pet Slimes
Square Headed Aliens
...we just had to laugh The Doclopedia #3,427 A World Without...: Violence “Yes, the aliens landed just after WWII, in 1946, and put a stop to war and, really, all sorts of aggression. We still aren't sure how they did it, but within a week, people all over the world who had been in conflict … Continue reading Square Headed Aliens
How To Eat Wild Things
...or not The Doclopedia #3,426 A World Without...: Children “Wait...you mean your people still go through the long slog of childhood and, ugh, puberty? How primitive. We dispensed with that over 140 years ago. The invention of the maturity tanks was such a blessing. Yes, of course we still give birth to babies, mostly because … Continue reading How To Eat Wild Things
New Robot Ideas
...by new robots The Doclopedia #3,425 A World Without...: Magic “Yes, I remember the very day we lost the magic. It was midday and I was 9 years old at the King's Zoo with my class from school. Suddenly, several of the animals just fell over, dead. Then the spells used by zoo workers to … Continue reading New Robot Ideas
Zeke The Nice Troll
...a really sweet guy The Doclopedia #3,424 More Game Changers: Pyramid City Let's face it, you can't build a mile high pyramid that has a base measuring just over a mile on a side without changing the game. Those two 3,000 foot tall towers inside it? Game changers. Making the entire place fully self contained … Continue reading Zeke The Nice Troll
Underground Trouble
...with swords The Doclopedia #3,423 More Game Changers: True AI True, sapient, non-biological intelligence first became aware in 2023, in a collection of connected AI research centers across North America, Europe, and Asia. This started in Europe in the wee hours of the morning and by the time research workers were coming to work on … Continue reading Underground Trouble
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Hot Sauce Comes Out
...then it's spicy fun The Doclopedia #3,422 More Game Changers: The End Of The World Scam Yeah, our world is much better place because of a HUGE scam. I'm talking a long con that played out for over 40 years and got a payoff in just about 48 hours. Let's break it down. 1985: A … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Hot Sauce Comes Out
Can We Just Forget About Ginger The Witch?
...really, she's been gone for years The Doclopedia #3,421 More Game Changers: Rewilding Definition: The process of restoring an area of land to its natural uncultivated state (used especially with reference to the reintroduction of species of wild animal that have been driven out or exterminated).A pretty noble idea, right? Fixing the land, healing the Earth...all great stuff. Now let's see how … Continue reading Can We Just Forget About Ginger The Witch?
A Single Drop of Blood
...that was the clue The Doclopedia #3,420 One Room: In A Remote Research Center “This is our Fuckup Storage Room. We put all of our failed creations in there. You've got a cyborg wolverine, some sort of blood based goo in a big jar, rats with venom glands, a little robot that will attack your … Continue reading A Single Drop of Blood
The Holy Shit, It’s May Already! Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Nuns Who Went Skinnydipping
...co-starring her favorite nun, Sister Rebecca Ranuncula The Doclopedia #3,416 One Room: In A Victorian Mansion “No, madame, nobody is allowed into this room. It was the bedroom of Lady Coldwell's son, Geoffrey, who went off with the Army to India and was reported killed in combat. His body was never recovered. It affected the … Continue reading The Holy Shit, It’s May Already! Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Nuns Who Went Skinnydipping
The Daily Monster Report
...now with more photos!The Doclopedia #3,415 One Room: In A Dungeon “Attend to what I say, you bunch of adventurers for hire. While the lower levels of the Tomb of Ralzash have yet to be explored, the first level has been picked clean of any worthwhile treasure. The second level, however, still has several areas … Continue reading The Daily Monster Report
Great Food Just Ahead!
...in your kitchen The Doclopedia #3,414 One Room: In A Villain's Lair “Yeah, dude, never go into that room. It's where the Big Boss goes when some hero foiled his big plan. The room is full of all sorts of shit he can break and throw around. It's also soundproof so nobody can hear him … Continue reading Great Food Just Ahead!
Let’s Talk About Evil Dice
...red D20, I'm looking at you The Doclopedia #3,413 One Room: In A Haunted House “Listen to me, you noobs! While we're here documenting paranormal stuff, stay out of this bathroom. I'm not kidding. Weird and terrifying things happen in there. Examples? Oh, I'll give you examples! Rudy went in there once and it took … Continue reading Let’s Talk About Evil Dice
Ten Things You Can Learn From Mice
...#1: everything wants to eat you The Doclopedia #3,412 Bizarre Collections: Rare Tin Cans “DUDE! That's my newest can. Spudly's Baked Beans. 1894, Boston. Great condition. It's valued at $675.00! That one next to it is worth more, like, maybe $3,000.000. It's a Thunder Beer can. 1909, out of Buffalo, New York. Probably no more … Continue reading Ten Things You Can Learn From Mice
The Beer Gnomes Are Back
...and they are falling down drunk The Doclopedia #3,411 Bizarre Collections: Dragon Scales Wizard Pastafazooli, who lives over in the Changed Earth Timeline, has quite the collection of breast scales from dragons all over the world. At last count, he was up to 2,502. The range in color from stark white to neon green. He … Continue reading The Beer Gnomes Are Back
I’m Just Like Brad Pitt, Only Much Older And Wearing A Fat Suit
...also much poorer The Doclopedia #3,410 Bizarre Collections: Poisons From Other Realities Sir Albertus Quacksly has a machine that allows him to go into other realities for up to 48 hours. While he usually spends most of his time documenting these alternate worlds, he also looks into what poisons they might have. He has collected … Continue reading I’m Just Like Brad Pitt, Only Much Older And Wearing A Fat Suit
Vanishing Into The Mist
...at a dead run The Doclopedia #3,412 Bizarre Collections: Alien Underwear Xenobiologist Wern Saseplizix amassed this outstanding collection over the course of his 93 years with the Galactic Science Council Alien Studies team. There are over 6,000 individual pieces, ranging from the half inch square Bulon wrap to the 200 foot long, 80 foot wide … Continue reading Vanishing Into The Mist
Irguk, The Flatulent Giant
...kingdoms paid him to live far away The Doclopedia #3,411 Bizarre Collections: Heads In Jars This extensive collection was started by Dr. Sasha Jane Cross in the summer of 2013, when she acquired the head of Richard Nixon. A few days later, she added the heads of Winston Churchill, Errol Flynn, and Greta Garbo. From … Continue reading Irguk, The Flatulent Giant
The 2 Boy Dogz Throw A Party
...for no good reason The Doclopedia #3,410 Red Feather Gang Profiles: Central Sally Connection: Intel Center Since the Red Feather Gang was active between 1972 and 1978, using computers and emails to keep in touch with members who might be out on various jobs was not possible. Instead, they made use of a former Army … Continue reading The 2 Boy Dogz Throw A Party
Thaddeus Brings The Goats
...to a party The Doclopedia #3,409 Red Feather Gang Profiles: The Professor Connection: Tester, Intel The Professor was the smart and creative younger brother of a girl Spider had known since 3rd grade. 5 years younger than Spider and The Kid, it was still the Professor who figured out that they were thieves, then told … Continue reading Thaddeus Brings The Goats
It Was A Pretty Crazy Morning
...it started with too much cheese The Doclopedia #3,408 Red Feather Gang Profiles: The Twins Connection: Engineering, Invention Joshua and Jeremiah are the twin sons of a Baptist reverend and his teacher wife. Their upbringing was one of love mixed with strong religion and encouragement to become educated and successful. Starting in their sophmore year … Continue reading It Was A Pretty Crazy Morning
Polearms For The Hobbits
...they're about 5 feet long The Doclopedia #3,407 Red Feather Gang Profiles: Big Lee Connection: Badass Face, Transformation Expert On the one hand, Big Lee could look like a big, cold, intimidating black crime lord, something he did when new recruits were approved. On the other hand, he was usually a successful and outrageous drag … Continue reading Polearms For The Hobbits
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