...they just laugh all day . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,200 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 7: Bigwood . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but not always, … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Four Winged Laughing Thrush Of Potawango Island
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
A Series Of Singular Dogs
...starting with Roscoe . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,198 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 5: Iron Lake . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but not always, a … Continue reading A Series Of Singular Dogs
Free Clams!
...much happier than clams in jail . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,196 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 3: Fort Ornok . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but … Continue reading Free Clams!
It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Mom Asks You About The Stain On The Backseat Of Her New Car
...possibly based upon a true story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,194 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Starting Point: Redstone City . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Mom Asks You About The Stain On The Backseat Of Her New Car
Cheese Fun!
….stinky, but fun! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,192 New From Wilton & Cox: Electrical Gloves . One of our newest items! When powered on by a long press of the buttons on each glove, they can deliver enough of a shock to stun a horse. You must touch with both gloves. Available … Continue reading Cheese Fun!
What’s That On Your Face?
...not there, up and to your right. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,190 New From Wilton & Cox: Sickness Mints These new mints will make you appear to be very sick within a minute of you swallowing them. Combined with your own acting skills, this can extricate you from situations you would rather … Continue reading What’s That On Your Face?
Six Murder Hobos In A Castle
...this will not end well . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,188 New From Wilton & Cox: Fog Hat . When you need to escape, why not create some fog? Or smoke, as is actually the case with these hats. Just drop a match into the overturned hat and seconds later, a large room … Continue reading Six Murder Hobos In A Castle
Undead Ant Stuff
...I have no clue why they're undead. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,186 New From Wilton & Cox: Hypodermic Pen . It looks like and high quality fountain pen, but with a mere tap of your finger, a needle appears and injects any drug or poison you choose. You can find a list … Continue reading Undead Ant Stuff
No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich
...NOW! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,184 New From Wilton & Cox: Dual Bladed Sword Cane . New this season, we have a sword cane for the man who might find himself accosted by more than one ruffian. Made of finest oak, when a secret release trigger in the center of the cane … Continue reading No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich
My Grandson, The Time Dude
...we are very proud of him . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,182 Hot Spots: Herak's Tower . Oh yeah, old Herak's Tower! That was a miserable job, that was. 200 feet tall, high rising stairs and hotter that demon piss. Fuckin' fire lovin' creatures everywhere. Ask Mina there about the flame flies. Hahaha! … Continue reading My Grandson, The Time Dude
Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain
...in her housecoat and slippers! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,180 Hot Spots: Po'Eox 3 . This is a Hell Planet. Temperatures on the surface average about 180 degrees and can hit 250 in some areas. There is almost no surface water and what there is will poison you. The 50 hour day … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain
How To Deal With Naughty Aliens
...beat the shit out of them! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,178 Hot Spots: Mount Tromagor . Located in the northwestern corner of Driamus, Mount Tromagor is a 13,000 foot tall volcano covered in gas vents, geysers, mud pots and several small flows of fast moving lava. Every hundred yearsor so, it erupts, … Continue reading How To Deal With Naughty Aliens
Sklob!
...accept no substitutes! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,176 You've Found A...: Power Belt . Hey, Duke, whatcha got there, boy? Did you find something dead, cos I'm not...HOLY SHIT! That's a power belt just like Mr. Justice wears! I heard it give him his super strength and stuff. Wow! This one looks … Continue reading Sklob!
The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement
...co-starring her little dog, Snoodles Yes, after years and years of usually being the first subject line of the month, Mostly Purple Patty is retiring...at least for a couple of years. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,174 You've Found A...: Sea Chest . Well now, young Ian, let's see what ya got here. … Continue reading The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement
We Are On A Roll Here, Folks!
...an enormous roll! Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #2,172 You've Found A...: Man's Hat Hmm, this looks like the hat Pops Lurry was wearing at the courthouse this morning. Yeah, there's his name under the inside sweatband. Now what would an old black bar owner be doing out here in a rich white neighborhood? Something … Continue reading We Are On A Roll Here, Folks!
Back In The Timey Wimey SaddleAgain!
…and it feels good . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,170 You’ve Found A…: Belt Pouch It looks pretty work, Suka. Let’s look inside. Might have a few coppers. Hmm, 5 coppers, a silver, this old corroded amulet and a glowing red rock. I’m no expert, but that amulet might be worth something and … Continue reading Back In The Timey Wimey SaddleAgain!
Gravel Road Memories
...sadly, most of them are not safe for work . Remember, kids, the annual CritterCon trip starts tomorrow! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,168 You Have Three Choices: For What You Transform Into . 1: Yeah, I know, fucking polymorph potions, but we gotta do it. I'm thinking a dog, one of them … Continue reading Gravel Road Memories
Interesting Chipmunks
...which is all of them, really. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,166 You Have Three Choices: For One Super Power . 1: Flight is good and useful. You won't be bulletproof or superstrong, but who's going to be able to hit you at 300 miles an hour or 5,000 feet up? And think … Continue reading Interesting Chipmunks
Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams
...but we do have jams . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,164 You Have Three Choices: For Who To Date . 1: The blonds is cute, likes board games, knows great places to eat and has a good sense of humor. They do seem a bit taken with talking about their pets, and maybe … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams
It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
...but lord have mercy, they were great enchiladas . Gentle Readers: This coming Thursday will mark the start of our 13th annual CritterCon trip. Please join us here then for 12 days of fun and funny imaginary trip & con reports. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,162 You Have Three Choices: For Which … Continue reading It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
...soft furred killers . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,160 You Have Three Choices: For Leaving Town . 1: Head west on the interstate. It's late, so traffic will be pretty light and you can make good time IF Moran doesn't alert all his paid highway cops. 2: Cross the bridge and head nort, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
Forty Pound Of Cake
...don't ask how much of it we ate . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,158 Rare Birds: Yellow Headed Duck . One of the rarest of all ducks, the, the Yellow Headed Duck is found only in a few very remote areas of Southeast Asia. It is a small duck, with black plumage, but … Continue reading Forty Pound Of Cake
My Theory About Everything
...is that everything sucks . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,156 Rare Birds: Red Barking Jay . Another member of the “Annoying Birds” category is the Red Barking Jay, found throughout the United Kingdom and Ireland. This medium sized jay has rusty red feathers and a normal jay life cycle. It is commonly found … Continue reading My Theory About Everything
No Skweening Allowed!
...move along, you skweeners! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,154 Rare Birds: White Winged Jackhammer . Although many people consider this bird the most annoying avian on the planet, that is only because they've never encountered an Eastern Crapping Crow. Still, the White Winged Jackhammer is very annoying. A relative of the woodpecker, … Continue reading No Skweening Allowed!
Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
...guard goat? . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,151 Places NOT To Go: Sabula 4 . Attention Spacer! This is an automated warning from Sector 936 Command! You are approaching the Class 5 planet Sabila 4. It is recommended that unless you are experiencing a dire failure of ship's systems, you should not land … Continue reading Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
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