... it was all they could afford The Doclopedia #3,473 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Irv Regowsky Irv is a regular patron at O' Doul's Star Club, a popular neighborhood bar in Madison, Wisconsin. He's been coming in 3 or 4 nights a week for the last 25 years. Everybody knows him. He drinks Wisconsin Woods … Continue reading Carrot Cake And Wine
A Little Book Of Big Spells
...like Repeating Fireball The Doclopedia #3,472 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Hannis Sandisdotter Hannis is a third generation Martian scientist. Her grandparents came to Mars on the 7th Settler's Ship. She grew up in Thoris Dome and then went to university at Mars U in Welles Dome. She is married and has three adult children and … Continue reading A Little Book Of Big Spells
Bucky & Squint Do Some Business
...with the guys in Philly The Doclopedia #3,471 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Gribbs Gribbs is an outcast from Goblin society due to his being a vegetarian and a lover of a good hot bath. As far as the other Goblins are concerned, he's a sick pervert, not that Gribbs cares what they think of him. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Do Some Business
A Gelatinous Cube Full Of Diced Peaches
...DO NOT TASTE IT! The Doclopedia #3,470 The Alphabet: NPC Edition: Franco Cozzini On the Italian island of Sicily, Franco is a barber in the town of Licata. He is a 5th generation barber, as are his 4 brothers and 9 of his 14 male cousins, all of whom are spread out around the island. … Continue reading A Gelatinous Cube Full Of Diced Peaches
A Million Crazy Questions
...about everything The Doclopedia #3,469 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Espy Although she looks like any other goldendoodle on Earth 9-D, Espy is a Smart Dog, meaning she has at least average human level intelligence and full sapience. She works for the very secret United Nations Intelligence Corp. She also works for the even more secret … Continue reading A Million Crazy Questions
Walter On The Water
...sleeping in a rowboat The Doclopedia #3,468 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Duluvwa On the Venus of PulpEarth 5, Duluvwa is a Venusian wilderness guide on the Eastern side of the Yildani continent. He's just about the best you'll find, and his rates are reasonable. He speaks Terran 1, 2, and 3, plus New Martian and … Continue reading Walter On The Water
The Beer Gnomes Get In Trouble
...for stealing hops The Doclopedia #3,467 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Corrine Tati Corinne is the head Librarian at La Bibliothèque de l'Étrange, the French site of The Library of the Strange, the international research site for all things paranormal on Earth 11-P. Blessed with both a phenomenal memory and no toleration of fools, Corinne runs … Continue reading The Beer Gnomes Get In Trouble
As Seen On TV!
...very late at night The Doclopedia #3,466 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Burlo Catfoot Burlo is a well known Halfling scout. He lives in the town of Nilby-On Lake with his wife and 4 children. If a group or individual can meet his asking price, they'll find no better wilderness scout for 100 miles around. It's … Continue reading As Seen On TV!
Spooky Helen Rides A Horse
...to get away from a ghost The Doclopedia #3,465 The Alphabet, NPC Edition: Arnie Vernon Arnie is the guy more than a few special folks come to for automobile or motorcycle upgrades. Masked vigilantes, globetrotting heroes, secret agents, private eyes, even a few science detectives, they've all had Arnie and his crew do special work … Continue reading Spooky Helen Rides A Horse
Helpful Hints For Reality Shifters
...available as an ebook The Doclopedia #3,464 Good Dogs: Melvin Breed: Basset Hound Melvin's human mom, Lanisa, was going to be married in the morning. Her two sisters and her two best friends were with her at her apartment trying their best to stop her fromhaving a nervous meltdown. They had some drinks ready and … Continue reading Helpful Hints For Reality Shifters
A Very Full Cheese Closet
...yummy! The Doclopedia #3,463 Good Dogs: Flower Breed: Rottweiler Flower was just about the goodest girl EVER, because she saved her family from a scary monster! It was an early evening on the Chavez family farm, and most of the family was sitting in the living room watching television. Out on the porch, 110 pound … Continue reading A Very Full Cheese Closet
All The Wombat News
...for wombats The Doclopedia #3,462 Good Dogs: Boogie Breed: Pit Bull How was Boogie a good boy? So good that, while his humans were at church one Sunday, he stopped a burglar cold! Did he do that because of the well known pit bull bravery and viciousness? No, he did it by pooping an epic … Continue reading All The Wombat News
Muggy Winks And Slinks Chan Meet Mrs Wangdoodle
...hilarity ensues, mostly The Doclopedia #3,462 Good Dogs: Boogie Breed: Pit Bull How was Boogie a good boy? So good that, while his humans were at church one Sunday, he stopped a burglar cold! Did he do that because of the well known pit bull bravery and viciousness? No, he did it by pooping an … Continue reading Muggy Winks And Slinks Chan Meet Mrs Wangdoodle
I’m Flambobulated!
...maybe superflambobulated The Doclopedia #3,461 Good Dogs: Pixie Breed: Papillon How good of a girl was Pixie? She was very good, because from age 1 to age 10, she made sure that about 60% of the underpants in the house were hidden, thus saving them from wear and tear. Several pair were not found until … Continue reading I’m Flambobulated!
Amazing Tales Of Fantastic Weirdness
...and weird fantasticness The Doclopedia #3,460 Good Dogs: Chester Breed: English Bulldog When he was 3 years old, Chester was a very good boy when he woke up both of his human parents at 3:00 in the morning by letting a series of noxious farts. Since he was sleeping between them, they woke up fast. … Continue reading Amazing Tales Of Fantastic Weirdness
Get In Loser, We’re Going To Dangertown!
...fasten your seat belt The Doclopedia #3,459 Adventure Frameworks: Gnome Island Genre: Humorous Fantasy Setting: Gnome Island, a forbidden place in the middle of a huge lack Plot: The Society of Wizards has sent you on a very secret mission to Gnome Island, an incredibly dangerous place that all of the local governments have declared … Continue reading Get In Loser, We’re Going To Dangertown!
The Biscuit Dwarves Are Ready
...ready to bake The Doclopedia #3,458 Adventure Frameworks: The Red House Genre: Modern Haunted House Horror Setting: A very old, very red, mansion in a medium sized town Plot: Since 1934, the Red House has been empty and haunted. People have gone in and never come out. You intend to find out why. Your Crew: … Continue reading The Biscuit Dwarves Are Ready
A Damned Big Pie
...full of firecrackers The Doclopedia #3,457 Adventure Frameworks: The Trail To Outlaw Valley Genre: Old West Setting: Small town full of outlaws in a mountain valley Plot: In 1880, you are assorted law enforcement officers on the trail of several outlaws who are headed to “Outlaw Valley”, which is run by Boss Ford and his … Continue reading A Damned Big Pie
Bunnies With Guns, Dogs With Swords, Cats With Lasers
...shit's on The Doclopedia #3,456 Adventure Frameworks: Project Sea Heist Genre: 1980s Heist Movie Setting: Halfway between Hong Kong and Honolulu Plot: It's the summer of 1984 and your crew is going to steal half a billion dollars in diamonds from a luxury ocean liner owned by the Russian Mob. Your Crew: The Main Person/Face...The … Continue reading Bunnies With Guns, Dogs With Swords, Cats With Lasers
A Murder Of Cows
...and you thought crows were bad The Doclopedia #3,455 Adventure Frameworks: The Deadly Dancers Genre: 1930s Hero Pulp Setting: New York City Plot: It's late spring 1933 and all over the city people from all walks of life suddenly start dancing around before committing murder. Afterward, they collapse into a comatose state. Who's behind this? … Continue reading A Murder Of Cows
The Dancing Elks Go To Hawaii
...on vacation The Doclopedia #3,454 This Ain't Good!: Those Are Exterminator Bots “Fuck me sideways! We've got 9 Exterminator Bots heading this way from the northeast. Looks like they're moving about 15 klicks an hour, so they'll be at the gate in about 20 minutes. That ain't gonna be good. Got any ideas, Nakishi? We … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Go To Hawaii
A Dog And A Cat Going Off A Cliff
...on skateboards The Doclopedia #3,453 This Ain't Good!: People Showing Up “People are showing up here? What the fuck, Ahmed? You said your uncle's house would be empty for the whole weekend. Why are there people here? I don't know, but you'd better check them out. Josh, you go tell all our friends to clear … Continue reading A Dog And A Cat Going Off A Cliff
I Probably Ought To Stay Away From Camelot
...she said she wasn't married The Doclopedia #3,452 This Ain't Good!: Finding A Bomb “Sarge, you need to get over here. Tate has found a bomb, and it looks like a big one. Yeah, I'll take a look. Holy shit! That must be 50 gallons of binary explosive! That could vaporize this entire block. What, … Continue reading I Probably Ought To Stay Away From Camelot
Learning About Women
...still doing it The Doclopedia #3,451 This Ain't Good!: Being Chased By Cops “Oh, Eddie, this ain't good at all! Them cops is hot on our tail and they've probably raidioed for other cars. I knew we shoulda used Sam's motorcycle. We coulda lost these cops by goin' through them narrow allies back in Chinatown. … Continue reading Learning About Women
The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall
...co-starring her good buddy, Porky Polanski The Doclopedia #3,450 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Detect Alcohol If there is any amount of alcohol around within 90 feet, this clear glass ring will detect it when activated. The area where the alcohol is will glow bright yellow. Please note that the ring does not identify the … Continue reading The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall