...as love slaves The Doclopedia #3,524 Strange Shops: Shop 11D (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Wait wait wait! You're all telling me you've gone into the same shop and it was different each time? That's nuts! PowerDog, you say it was a used map store? And you … Continue reading Tonight’s Game Session: Space Gorillas Want Our Men!
Reliable Perez And The Good Day
...he was the main guy The Doclopedia #3,523 Strange Shops: Hergando's Potions (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Look, mate, all I'm saying is that Hergando's Potions is bloody strange. What would you call it when the same potion shop pops up wherever you are just before you … Continue reading Reliable Perez And The Good Day
That Thing Your Mom Always Said
...what were you thinking? The Doclopedia #3,522 Strange Shops: Good Hats (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Hey, everybody likes Good Hats, ya know? Their selection is great, the prices are fair, and you always get the hat you need. And that's the strange part, right there. You … Continue reading That Thing Your Mom Always Said
Goofy Earl And Nutty Bob
...funny as hell, but screwy The Doclopedia #3,521 Strange Shops: The Exchange (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Yeah, Austin was weird before the world went nuts and it's even weirder now. I mean, talking animals are everywhere, and so are mutated humans and oddball robots, but where … Continue reading Goofy Earl And Nutty Bob
It Took All Night To Talk Her Down Off The Giant Concrete Toad
...and she was so hungover the next day The Doclopedia #3,520 Strange Shops: Broadfoot's (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) “I tell you, Felicity, that Riyo Broadfoot is an odd one. Oh yes, Broadfoot's is a fine general merchandise store, and I do shop there, that Riyo is … Continue reading It Took All Night To Talk Her Down Off The Giant Concrete Toad
Horny Mudhens Chased My Chukars
...those nasty birds The Doclopedia #3,519 Strange Shops: The 24/7 Market (A tip of the old bandana to Alan Portman for inspiring this theme.) Most of the time, for probably 99.99% of the people that stop in at the 24/7 Market on the corner of 6th and Redmond, things look pretty normal. A small bodega … Continue reading Horny Mudhens Chased My Chukars
Handsome Joe Finds A Lamb
...and it was his new friend The Doclopedia #3,518 The Unusual Suspects: The Ladies Tea Club (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Another one, Jim. I'm out to get blind drunk tonight. Why? Because I may have uncovered a dozen murderers, that's why. Killed 11 people over the … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A Lamb
How To Raise Pixies For Fun And Profit
...but not Scottish pixies The Doclopedia #3,517 The Unusual Suspects: The Cats (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Hiya, Sanchez. Yeah, the vic is over here, and it's a weird one. The M.E. says he was critically injured from falling down the stairs, but that it looks like … Continue reading How To Raise Pixies For Fun And Profit
A Small Bag Of Good Fun
...nominally priced The Doclopedia #3,516 The Unusual Suspects: The Nayles Brothers (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Alright, you boys settle down. Now, I don't gather up posses for nothing, and this is important because that professor fella, Dr. Lake, has been kidnapped and Mayor King want him … Continue reading A Small Bag Of Good Fun
Quiet Podowsky Goes To Vegas
...and not to gamble The Doclopedia #3,515 The Unusual Suspects: Abigail, Beatrice, and Catherine (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Calling All Cars, Calling All Cars! Be on the lookout for three young girls, ages 11, 10, and 9. There are wearing dresses and sun hats. All three … Continue reading Quiet Podowsky Goes To Vegas
Attack Of The Space Nerds
...they came to annoy us The Doclopedia #3,514 The Unusual Suspects: Robot Henry and Percy The Dog (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Well, Howmes, we've been over the place in great detail, we've talked to everyone and ruled out all of them. Lord Dorian's wife, who might … Continue reading Attack Of The Space Nerds
Lucky Luke And The Girl From Manchester
...it was love at first sight The Doclopedia #3,513 The Unusual Suspects: Glippy, Smook, and Yerki (A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.) “Kobolds? You arrested three kobolds? And not just three kobolds, but those three idiots. Even among their kinfolk, Glippy, Smook, and Yerki are considered stupid. I'm … Continue reading Lucky Luke And The Girl From Manchester
Yellow Goo And Old Boots
...we avoided it The Doclopedia #3,512 Your Mom: Told My Mom JOELY! Your mom saw me kissing Charlie and she told my mom about it! I was almost home when Melli came running down the block telling me not to go home yet, because Mom was not happy. She said come here and wait until … Continue reading Yellow Goo And Old Boots
Planet Of The Dorks
...starring Igor The Doclopedia #3,511 Your Mom: Is A Superhero? Wait...WHAT? Your mom is a superhero? Bro, you've lost your mind. Hahaha! I mean, your mom is tall and in good shape for a woman of 40, but hell no, she's not Black Storm. For one thing, she's not black enough. Hell, she's not even … Continue reading Planet Of The Dorks
Bears! Bears Everywhere!
...so many bears The Doclopedia #3,510 Your Mom: Is Going To Be Pissed Off This is just great, Freddy! We're filthy from running through that marsh and you lost a shoe and I tore my new shirt and your mom is going to be PISSED Off! And then she'll tell my mom because why not, … Continue reading Bears! Bears Everywhere!
Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen
...it was a fungus The Doclopedia #3,509 Your Mom: Can Really Cook Man, I love eating at your house. Everything your mother makes is delicious. That spaghetti and meatballs tonight was great! Even the salad was good. Your mom can really cook.I mean, my mom is okay at cooking, but she keeps making recipes she … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon Examines A Specimen
Time Travel Hijinx!
...oops! bye bye, Atlantis The Doclopedia #3,508 Your Mom: Is A Witch Glinny, of course your mom is a witch. Special broom nobody else can use? Cora, the cat she speaks to as if it can understand her? Pantry shelves full of stuff with names in 14 languages? I'm telling you, your mom is a … Continue reading Time Travel Hijinx!
On Tonight’s Episode: Detective Zoey Goes To The Zoo
...and things get nutty The Doclopedia #3,507 Places You Forget: Whitewood (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Our final place that gets forgotten is, conversely, one of the best known places among adventurers, and … Continue reading On Tonight’s Episode: Detective Zoey Goes To The Zoo
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens The Forbidden Box
...then the face melting starts The Doclopedia #3,506 Places You Forget: Castle Milgoss (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria As the saying goes in the Southern Lands, “Everyone knows what Castle Milgoss is, and … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Opens The Forbidden Box
The Cake Elves Are Going Crazy
...they've lost the frosting gun The Doclopedia #3,505 Places You Forget: Balya (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Balya. Lost Balya, home of the Golden Folk and the Ivory City. It tantalizes us every … Continue reading The Cake Elves Are Going Crazy
A New Sort Of Sweet Thing
...flavored with jam The Doclopedia #3,504 Places You Forget: Danigan's Saloon (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Ringles Scarfoot I must say, I never reckoned that a fellow such as myself would be lecturing such a … Continue reading A New Sort Of Sweet Thing
So Long, Horace Minorka
...have fun! The Doclopedia #3,503 Places You Forget: The Dream Library (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Most of us here have heard of the Dream Library. Only a slightly smaller number have been … Continue reading So Long, Horace Minorka
Stolen Underwear And Cheap Wine
...not gonna tell you about it The Doclopedia #3,502 Places You Forget: Tower Rock (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Now we come to Tower Rock, which at least 17 members of this very … Continue reading Stolen Underwear And Cheap Wine
The Absolutely Almost 70% True, Yet Fun As Hell, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Cheeseburger
...co-starring her new kitty, Clytemnestra The Doclopedia #3,501 Places You Forget: Andelvorn (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Andelvorn is rumored to be a small town, possibly in ruins, that surrounds the tower of … Continue reading The Absolutely Almost 70% True, Yet Fun As Hell, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Cheeseburger
Home, Sweat Home
...it's hot here CritterCon #19 The Trip Home In which we see trained pigs, visit the Cake House, and find another Giant Jesus. After traveling all night, we woke up as we were entering Iowa. It's just Grace, myself, Blue, Mara, and the kids. Everyone else flew the coop earlier. At breakfast, Sweetie told us … Continue reading Home, Sweat Home
